Two Sasquatches routinely watched from a distance the big screen television through a bay window near Panther Creek, Arkansas. The resident owners of a house there, two elderly brothers knew the big ones were out there but were too afraid to interact.

The youngest of the old folks showed the most concern and apprehension. Remarking about the enormous height of the Bigfoot, he said, “He could whip my ass before God gets the news.” The creatures became so attached to the television that they started howling when the television went off for the night.

The problem was solved when the homeowners decided to leave the television running all night with the living room drapes open. It was just the trick to stop the howling and get some sleep. This nightly television treat went on until the older brother died and the other brother went to live with his oldest daughter.

Presumably, the "Big’uns" were to blame for the extensive damage done to the homestead after the remaining brother moved out. The bay window where the television screen could be seen was shattered and the flower pots on the porch had been launched against the sides of the house and strewn around the yard.

It appears to be a lesson in how NOT to spoil a Sasquatch family. They can be quite destructive when the treats are removed.

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